by CobSlalad August 22, 2019
Get the Nice Milksmug. by felchmeister General October 22, 2003
Get the Nice machinemug. by Paul September 7, 2004
Get the nuff nicenessmug. A man who you can call late at night just because you're looking for someone to talk to. He would never speak ill of anyone, never harm a person unless absolutely necessary, never cheat and is always honest. Will help you move just because you're friends and doesn't ask for favors in return. Isn't sleazy and wouldn't take advantage of a person in a drunken or mourning state.
Often times, this nice guy doesn't have a girlfriend because women usually go for jerks and just make friends with the nice guy.
Often times, this nice guy doesn't have a girlfriend because women usually go for jerks and just make friends with the nice guy.
by kavakale July 14, 2004
Get the nice guymug. An unattractive, emotionally stunted straight male who whines to female friends and dates, "Girls only like assholes. They don't like nice guys like me." Unlike genuinely kind and intelligent men, who easily find themselves in serious relationships, a "nice guy" wards women off with his abrasive personality, self-pity, and/or slovenly appearance, and blames his sexual rejection on the failings of womankind, while simultaneously imagining himself as nothing but God's gift to them. "If only those dumb bitches knew that I'd treat them right!"
Once in a relationship, a "nice guy" tends to either be verbally abusive or extremely clingy and overbearing.
Once in a relationship, a "nice guy" tends to either be verbally abusive or extremely clingy and overbearing.
Go into any mixed group of friends. Say that the statement "girls don't like nice guys" is false. The first guy to cry, "But it's true!" is always the most unattractive person in the group, without fail.
by heyprettybaby December 6, 2010
Get the nice guymug. 
