Law of Lamont

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.

Eric started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. This is the Law of Lamont

by Lamonting July 28, 2022

Murdoch's Law

A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of political issues grows , the probability of an ad hominem attack by a Progressive involving the source of a fact will be dismissed as coming from Fox News.

"Oh really? You get that from Fox News?"

"You must be watching Fox News"

"Murdoch's Law, is a type of ad hominem"

by Cal A Feit January 24, 2015

Hoffman's Law

Temporary solutions tend to become permanent.

Take the time to do it the right way before Hoffman's Law bites us.

by DevOps Dude May 30, 2018

husband in Law

The guy who hooks up with your exwife

I hope my husband in law didnt wear out the old lady while i was gone

by Suka may korncob January 3, 2019

unspoken law

a social rule, which everyone knows they should abide by, but some people always break it, that's why its there. Stuff that is not illegal, but is still frowned upon for doing.

Not master bating on a plane is an unspoken law
Same with Cheating on wife of gf

by -Omz- November 4, 2013

Jared's Law

The fact that a woman's response rate is purely arbitrary and the very fact that she chooses to respond is better than her responding quick or late.

Person 1: Yo Felicia ain't responding to my messages bro
Person 2: Relax man, she'll get back to you
(after 5 hours)
Person 1: Yo she got back to me man!
Person 2: Jared's Law always holds

by theincrediblesmith November 12, 2019

Fido's Law

Dogs expand to fill the sofa available.

Mutt: Dude--I can't sit down. Your sofa's completely covered with dogs.

Jeff: Fido's Law, man.

by Two Hep Cats June 2, 2013