Austin Richard Post, better known as Post Malone or Posty, is an American singer, now 25 and living in Utah. He is recognized for songs like: Better Now, Rockstar, Congratulations, Candy Paint, Sunflower, Go Flex and many more. He has 4 albums: Stoney (2014-2016) August 26th (Mixtape 2016) Beerbong & Bentleys (2016-2018) Hollywood's Bleending (2019) and he is currently working on a new album. He is also recognized for being someone who has quite a few unique tattoos.
by austin_malone0101 August 18, 2020
Get the Post Malonemug. The act of receiving oral sex while actively playing one of the critically acclaimed Call Of Duty franchise games. (preferably Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare; Call of Duty:World At War)
Lindsay really delivered the Colonels-post last night, she sucked me through like 3 Team Deathmatch's and 6 Sabotages and then I finally blew when I reached rank 55!
by georgekounnaslivesinbrookhaven February 2, 2009
Get the Colonels-postmug. a post on the internet, with the goal of humor with unrelated, seemingly nonsensical off-topic themes. Often having no predictable narrative and being funny only since its confusing nature.
by Noctone April 6, 2023
Get the Shit-Postmug. by Popcorn_Ceiling69 October 8, 2021
Get the Post toastiesmug. Having anal intercourse in frigid temperatures when you pull out your cock and steam rises from the shit covered shaft.
I was banging this woman last winter outside when I pulled out to finish on her back and had a smoldering post...
by Billymac0117 May 3, 2016
Get the smoldering postmug. 1. N. - A type of music, typically of the independent nature, that involves twangy, surfy, ambient, glistening guitar melodies with heavy reverb applied and non-traditional drum beats; Usually calming, relaxing, and upbeat melodies are involved as well as simplicity. A relaxed vocal entourage is usually key as well as many vocal harmonies. Although relaxing, post-surf musicians usually have many up-tempo songs in their arsenal, that are meant for dancing and swaying to. Post-Surf is notable for its "raw" recorded sound.
2. N. - A certain feeling, usually from music, that makes one feel as though they are at a beach or in the ocean, even if they are no where near a beach or ever will be.
2. N. - A certain feeling, usually from music, that makes one feel as though they are at a beach or in the ocean, even if they are no where near a beach or ever will be.
1. Wow, Real Estate, Surfer Blood, and The Beach Fossils really capture that Post-surf sound!
2. I feel so Post-surf right now. It's almost like I'm at the beach.
2. I feel so Post-surf right now. It's almost like I'm at the beach.
by Dr. Haveab G. November 8, 2011
Get the Post-Surfmug. The act of completely deleting a post from the internet and all traces that link to it, often for the purpose of hiding personal information, avoiding discourse, or silencing a comment section that has gone too far to ever be corrected naturally.
The act of "nuking" something can be used in dozens of different contexts alike, most notably as a metaphor for destroying any trace of something left behind so as to get rid of anything that particular person doesn't wish to spread out further. In the case of online posts, this can be used as a last resort option to fix the mistakes of which cannot be reversed, only destroyed.
It's important to note that nuking a post only works when all traces of said post are lost forever. This does not mean making the post private, only accessible to friends, or publicized elsewhere on the internet. When you nuke the post, it's gone for good, and it's a saving grace only some can achieve the right way.
The act of "nuking" something can be used in dozens of different contexts alike, most notably as a metaphor for destroying any trace of something left behind so as to get rid of anything that particular person doesn't wish to spread out further. In the case of online posts, this can be used as a last resort option to fix the mistakes of which cannot be reversed, only destroyed.
It's important to note that nuking a post only works when all traces of said post are lost forever. This does not mean making the post private, only accessible to friends, or publicized elsewhere on the internet. When you nuke the post, it's gone for good, and it's a saving grace only some can achieve the right way.
Person 1: What do I do about this post? Ever since I made a comment about politics, it's been bombarded with hate!
Person 2: Nuke the post, man. It's got nothing left to save it now.
Person 2: Nuke the post, man. It's got nothing left to save it now.
by aawuhua123 November 9, 2018
Get the nuke the postmug.