Normally unseen leaders who make most of the major decisions in a dysfunctional corporation. These people appear based on what's in it for them but are completely clueless about ordinary work in the corporation. Like a Department of Apparitions on the top floors of a corporation.
I don't know, somebody up there in Apparitions. You know, the Department of Apparitional Corporate Leadership upstairs.
by chaptj August 5, 2010
Get the Apparitional Corporate Leadershipmug. by SethM November 4, 2007
Get the corporate spring breakmug. Often called "generic" by critics ( a.k.a. talentless attention whores that worship Nirvana ). In contrast with Nirvana (overrated band), it contains catchy tune which causes subliminal indulgence and direct to point message rather than overwritten lyrics (more like poems really), screams/whines/squeals and crappy musical accompaniment.
If you're a magazine editor promote "grunge" for marketing purposes. If you're a producer promote "corporate rock" for marketing purposes.
by Laminar Flow October 15, 2015
Get the Corporate Rockmug. The number of different ways that a large company can shaft a smaller company or one of its customers. Typically in a contract or the small print.
Damn, I tried to get a replacement phone from customer services which should have been free, but they threw the corporate karma sutra at me and now I have to pay them for it.
by jonnimac March 9, 2009
Get the Corporate Karma Sutramug. An individual who is extremely corrupt and evil, but does it in a "legal" way so you can't do anything about it. He will seem like your friend but only exists to fuck you over.
Individual 1: Yo man I thought Farrand was cool but he just scammed my ass
Individual 2: Yeah bro i told you he's a corporate ass nigga
Individual 2: Yeah bro i told you he's a corporate ass nigga
by coonmagic85 May 6, 2018
Get the Corporate ass niggamug. When a guy ejaculates on someone else's back, sticks a business card where the cum puddle is, then leaves.
by bel97g April 2, 2009
Get the Corporate Cum Shotmug. Corporate Toxicity Syndrome (CTS), is a syndrome created by chronic exposure or ingestion of corporate products, including pharmaceuticals, foods with low or no nutritional value (soda, ice cream, pizza and burgers for example), fluoridated water, street drugs and alcoholic beverages, combined with the absence of nutrition via nutritional foods, vitamins & minerals. Presents as one who is obese, high blood pressure, trouble sleeping, musculoskeletal disorders, trouble thinking & various other health issues.
In looking at the consumers that frequent Wal-Mart, especially "The People of Walmart" shown on the entertainment web site, one can plainly see that this group suffers from Corporate Toxicity Syndrome, or CTS. They are fat, sick, and nearly dead.
by Greg M. Houck May 29, 2018
Get the corporate toxicity syndromemug.