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Carl shit

When a man does or says something homosexual or questionable to another man.
Guy 1: I was on the subway and this guy tried to put his hand on my ass.

Guy 2: Oh hell no, that's that Carl shit.
by OG Squiggle September 25, 2013
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Carled Out

The act of disappearing from a fun situation due to a bitchy girlfriend, too much alcohol, and/or general lame excuses.
Jim's girlfriend caught him having fun last night and then he Carled out
by blackrobotjesus April 1, 2012
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Carl Jr's

Bruh it's still Carl's Jr, not Carl Jr's, yet no one knows why.
Carl Jr: I'm not naming my restaurant chain CARL JR'S like I should, but Carl's Jr should work splendidly!
Carl Sr: My son's a fucking clown.
by meljogo February 21, 2021
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Hot-Carl

When someone (or something) named Carl has a high temperate, or is giving off a large amount of heat.
*feels forehead*
Hrm, seems like you're a Hot-Carl. You should take the day off school.
by Carlhot January 23, 2009
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Hot-Carl

A hot carl is when you shit in your partners mouth.

If you miss their mouth and hit their face it is but a warm carl.
by morety March 2, 2005
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Hot-Carl

A Hot-Carl in understandable terms is when you remove your phallus from your partner's warm rectal orifice and insert it into their mouth, thus giving them the distinct aftertaste of hot wet ass. This is also referred to as Ass to Mouth, Arse to Mouth, A2M, ATM. It is commonly misconcieved that a Hot-Carl involved some sort of rectal expulsion on or near a partners face, this, however, is incorrect.
Pleasuring myself in my girlfriend's warm asshole was very tiring after an hour, so I opted to free the weasel and give her a Hot-Carl instead.
by Patrick F. August 23, 2006
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hot carl

a hot carl definitely entails shitting in a tube sock, then foxtailing that shit straight to someone's face, upon which you scream 'hot carl!'...sound effects are a plus
Jeremy was being a huge tool, so I decided to lay down the law and hot carl his ass. I put that fag in his place.
by Governor December 13, 2006
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