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Blackout Blonde

No grandma, you don't have gray hair! You're just a blackout blonde.
by HairGenius September 30, 2013
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blond hoe

A hoe who is blond, usually a very cocky and horny blond girl. Ages run through high school to late 40's.
Lady: Did you see what Britney did?
Lady 2: Ya, jerking off that guy, she is such a blond hoe!
by LaZumbaKarumba June 14, 2017
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Blonde Ron

Don't pull a Blonde Ron and poop in the airplane toilet.
by The Mechanic KoolAid Acid Test January 20, 2020
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Beyond Blonde

1. Dumber than dumb
2. Dumber than a stereotypical blonde
3. No clue
4. Clueless
5. Unaware of surroundings
6. Air head
1. Man that dude can’t spell a two syllable word
2. Person 1: Did you hear about the World Trade Center, you know twin towers
Beyond Blonde: what! when? ...oh you mean the County Jail (Los Angeles County Jail) is refered to “twin towers”
3.friend 1: “What a dumb ass!” He went an did it anyway.

Friend 2: yeah I told em too
Friend 1: that muthaf*^ka’s beyond blonde
by byMarkeeDeejune2018 June 30, 2018
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Blonde starfish

Kyle got a blonde starfish to prepare for the porn he was shooting.
by JAKIL June 7, 2016
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Undercover Blond

A brunette CONVINCED they are blond/e and everyone around them just doesn´t recognize that their hair consists entirely of golden locks.
Kensyn is such an undercover blond!
by GenesisDanny March 14, 2019
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Marmalade blonde

That's not a carrot top its a marmalade blonde
by DeepSmart July 17, 2009
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