Commie bastard

An insult used against the red chinese communists in the liberation of anchorage from those dirty Chinese commies

Us soldier: DIE YOU COMMIE BASTARDS
Chinese communist: *curses in chinese*

by Lazylittlebastard April 11, 2019

Bastard SZN

When the boys are just acting completely radical and no fucks are given. When the boys pound brew.

We have 2 cases here boys, it’s BASTARD SZN.

All the bastards are in one room, it’s so BASTARD SZN!!!

Henry: Yo what szn is it?
Cale: Dude it’s BASTARD SZN!
Henry: You’re such a bastard Cale

by He’ll yeah boys October 15, 2019

bastard sequel

A sequel of a book or movie made for the sole purpose of cashing in on the name of the first one. Is generally done with no input from the original author/creator. Usually bastardizes the characters and butchers the story of the original.

Examples of bastard sequels include Rurouni Kenshin: Seisouhen, Anne of Green Gables: The Continuing Story, Scarlett, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines and Return to the Secret Garden.

by Hitokiri Jinchuu July 16, 2006

Bastard gas

A bastard gas is a stupid gas that is good for almost nothing because it can’t be used for cooking or turning on grills. Butane is not a bastard gas. Pentane is a bastard gas. 1-Pentene is a bastard gas. Isopentane is a bastard gas. Ethyl chloride is a bastard gas with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C. Ethanol is a bastard gas. Anything flammable chemical with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C or higher, or any non flammable chemical is a bastard gas. If it's a liquid at standard room temperature (68°F-77°F, 20°C-25°C) and pressure (1 atmosphere), it's definitely a bastard gas. Some "Bastard gases" make great solvents in the laboratory for extraction or chemical reactions.

Pentane is a bastard gas. It's boiling point of 96.98°F (36.1°C) makes it a liquid at room temperature and useless for gas grilling and refilling butane lighters.

Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.

by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023

porny bastard

Horny male who relies on porn for sexual relief instead of actual females.

Al is such a porny bastard. If he lost some weight, he might get the real thing.

by Wiki1968 December 5, 2009

Bastard Car

Car with no brand name on the back, leaving all people driving behind it puzzled.

Guy 1: What brand's that car? I can't figure it out.
Guy 2: I dunno man, its a bastard car.

by TheDanny385 March 5, 2011

Bouncy Bastard

An extremely slippery type of person who has a way of being so unbearably stupid that you don't understand how they could possibly be a functioning human being.

This term can also be used as a unit of measurment.

John: What's a URL?

Me: What kind of a dumb bouncy bastard are you?

or unit of measurment:

Jimmy: how long do think this bridge is?

Tom: I'd say that it's about 69 bouncy bastards long.

by $mittyR420 December 22, 2017