Ninja-moked

When tobacco is unknowingly slipped underneath the weed in a bong, giving the user a fat hit, wiping them out.

Damn maaaan, Ethan got Ninja-moked!

by Cameatsass September 7, 2018

accent ninja

Someone who usually doesn't have an accent, but every now and then, an obnoxious one sneaks its way into conversation.

Yo, that dude just accent ninja'd me!

by RobinSparkles1983 August 16, 2010

Ninja Sack

A prank that is pulled usually in high school by taking someone's back pack, taking everything out, turning the backpack inside out and putting the stuff back in.

Dammit! The seniors ninja sacked me again.

by YarmouthClippers June 13, 2009

ninja bartender

A supreme master of the alcoholic beverage so much so that it becomes a way of life.Someone as stealthy, quick and skillful as he could easily kill u in seconds but instead dedicates his life to getting u wasted.With his flawless recipes and extreme mastery of presentation his drinks may lead to a blissful state of enlightenment.By the time u come to the realization that your bartender may be a ninja bartender its too late.For you are plastered beyond comprehensible belief.

A ninja bartender never reveals their secrets
But always excepts tips

by J-Ody Du-Wright November 15, 2011

Ninja Typo

A Ninja Typo is a punctuation or grammatical error that does not reveal itself to the author (no matter how hard the author looks for it) until it is too late (i.e. after it has been published in a way that cannot be retracted).

Example : Dang! I proofread this email 3 times and I STILL managed to leave the "l" out of "turtle". That Ninja Typo just killed my chances of getting re-elected.

by Mank002 October 22, 2014

drunken ninja

a mystical being able to transcend in and out of buildings, rooms, houses, social groups and even multiple dimensions, Usually under the influence of alcohol to the point of memory loss

Did you see that kid last night? He totally went drunken ninja, i couldn't find him all night.

by Dancingdanshittingsand October 29, 2012

Ninja pooper

A person who can take a shit any place, any time, without anyone knowing about it.

Girl 1: How are you feeling?

Girl 2: Much better since I took a shit in your studio apartment, thank you.

Girl 1: Wow, I had no idea. Gold throwing star, Ninja pooper.

by newsvava February 21, 2009