ass sucker

some one that suck nasty hariy ass

Jake pelter is a furry ass sucker

by Dan January 26, 2004

Sucker punch

Noun.

This word describes the action of one person striking another wherein the attacker takes the victim completely by surprise. The act is intentional and employed by the attacker to gain an advantage over a victim. Often times, the victim likely did not have his guard up; was trying to avoid an argument/fight; did not want to fight.

This attack is most frequntly used by cowards, snitches, African American thugs (verifiable on YouTube video play), ghetto hood rats, Florence Mayweather, Tito Ortiz, and Sharkeisha.

Mortimer: That first hit, when Tyrone punched Versace in the grill, was one hell of a knock out blow!

Otto: Are you kidding? He didn't see it coming! It was a total sucker punch.

Mortimer: Yeah, well it ended the fight quick.

by Dudley Smith November 14, 2016

switch sucker

A person who sticks one thumb up their ass and another thumb in their mouth. Then they set a timer for how ever long they feel and when the timer goes of they switch thumb positions and continue until they are satisfied.

Oh yeah that kid Owen is a Switch Sucker he likes to get freaky at night, at least that's what his ex told me.

by oweneatsass911 October 16, 2017

Egg-sucker

Someone really old, past their age.

“That guy is an old egg-sucker, it doesn’t matter what he thinks.

by Targathia November 11, 2020

cai sucker

cai is a boy who is annoying, calls every girl a slut and hoe but he has a small dick himself (boys told us) he wipped his dick out in front of the boys in the bathroom stall :)

cai sucker
2 inches

by mskay October 29, 2019

Cock Sucker

Your mom

Your mom is a cock sucker.

by Dumb ass bitch hoe May 3, 2018

Cock Sucker

A person who perfers oral instead of anal or “regular.”

Or a term used when in road rage.

*a car cuts you off*
“Fucking cock sucker, use yourdamn turn signal!”

by Squad2k18 January 11, 2018