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Salt twitch

'Salt test' is the act of testing if someone is a lizard alien by throwing salt in their eyes. If this causes them to twitch (giving them the 'salt twitch'), they are likely extraterrestrial reptilians.
My boss had the salt twitch when I tested her, then she had the nerve to fire ME for it.
by anonymous September 27, 2021
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salted pork?

by Ethastum January 20, 2022
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salt legs

When your jeans absorb salt through snow found in parking lots & the like and create a white lines at the cuffs of one's jeans. This occurs after every winter snow fall in northern climates as salt from the roads gets all over your feet and soaks your jeans. The rings creep up your jeans from the bottom up and create a white line ring around them.
"Why aren't you going out tonight?" "I have no clean jeans and need to do laundry because all of them have salt legs."
by cjcooter January 16, 2014
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Salted Cucumber

Sylvia really likes Chris's salted cucumber, but the doctors are really concerned about the sores
by Salted Cucumber August 17, 2016
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Salt in the Fire

You mess around with F Bomb he'll throw salt in the fire!
by The Settler of CATAN June 14, 2011
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Salt Shaker

When someone is beyond salty. The second level of being salty
Savannah: He’s being a salty, I didn’t even do anything.

Sunny: He’s being a salt shaker
by Nauti_girl December 27, 2018
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salt barer

Someone who has taken in so much salt that now everywhere they go they make others salty just for a reaction that they can use against you in future arguments. An example of a well know salt barer is anyone with the name of Harry W.
"As soon as the salt barer entered the room, their next victim was ready for the salt."
by FAT ELF KID August 25, 2019
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