bro-wife

That dude that's man enough to be your but fem enough to be your wife at the same time. He can drink beer and suck a mean dick.

"Hey man, let's grab a beer and watch the game. Afterwards, I'll make dinner for us later."

"Damn dude, you're a real bro-wife."

by Wicked Rooster October 17, 2022

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slutty wife

A way of a married woman to dress/behave like a slut, making horny all the (straight) males around her.
This issue might be caused by a sense of dissatisfaction from the woman to her husband (or maybe she's just a slut).

The way she dressed makes her seem like a slutty wife. I would bang her if her husband wasn't that big.

by C.Rai August 6, 2019

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Charm Wife

This is who you marry after two divorces, so make it good. The third time's the charm after all.

Me: "I'm glad I divorced crazy bitch number two. It's time for the Charm Wife."

Dude X: "It's meant to be."

by mfcohiba June 5, 2013

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wife proof

When your wife won't be able to use something you own

Yo man, these slippers are size 12! They're wife proof!

by Thawab November 5, 2022

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Wife Sandwhich

The act of one man's two wives sandwhiching him in an act of sexual enticement. Best known wife sandwhich served in Canada by Sassy and Chatter filled with Dirty.

wife sandwhich

by Chatterbox :D May 2, 2012

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