The adventures of the most temporary of guy friends, or brofriends... those we hang out with for only one night. We make up fake names and digits to protect ourselves from being tracked down after the fact, so that nothing we said or did can be attributed back to us, essentially a night of what happens in vegas.
by vonchris7 September 10, 2012
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Friend: “Ooh girl, how was the dick?”
Friend 2: “Girl he only had one ball. I swear he only has one testicle. That man’s a one nut wonder!”
Friend 2: “Girl he only had one ball. I swear he only has one testicle. That man’s a one nut wonder!”
by FinnShart May 31, 2022
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A: Just saw a guy in the park bashin' his Dachshun'
B: What like physically abusing a defenseless little wiener?
A: Not little but yeah absolutely mandhandling the poor sausage.
B: You should've got involved...
A: Nah not my cup of tea.
Bash one's Dachshund
B: What like physically abusing a defenseless little wiener?
A: Not little but yeah absolutely mandhandling the poor sausage.
B: You should've got involved...
A: Nah not my cup of tea.
Bash one's Dachshund
by Jackjanosky February 3, 2023
Get the Bash one's Dachshund mug.Lacking the ability to apply mechanical skills intelligently.
Example: Driving with your thumb up your ass.
Example: Driving in the passing lane while everyone is passing you.
Example: Driving with your thumb up your ass.
Example: Driving in the passing lane while everyone is passing you.
I passed a one thumb driver on their cell phone who didn't have a clue they were holding up traffic.
by Skate38 October 18, 2008
Get the one thumb driver mug.somebody who is a pussy ass drinker. ya know? that one guy who just can't handle his booze and just embarrasses you at parties and shit. and yet they always talk trash about drinking more than you.
could also describe somebody who is probably a virgin yet they always brag about how they fuck more bitches than you.
could also describe somebody who is probably a virgin yet they always brag about how they fuck more bitches than you.
"whew, i don't about you guys, but i'm pretty buzzed off this mike's hard bros!"
"okay, one beer wilson"
or
"look at this faggot throwing up everywhere...he had like half a newcastle"
"yea, he's a real one beer wilson"
"okay, one beer wilson"
or
"look at this faggot throwing up everywhere...he had like half a newcastle"
"yea, he's a real one beer wilson"
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Get the One Brave Bee mug.Friend A: "You get it in last night?"
Friend B: "Man, I was tryin, but she was only a one tit wonder."
Friend B: "Man, I was tryin, but she was only a one tit wonder."
by hahahahhahahahannah June 15, 2018
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