Andy is deez nuts

wtf andy are you ok?! dumbass?

who tf says andy is deez nuts? what a dumbass

by AndSkies September 25, 2021

Nebraska nut butter

The semen-feces mixture that forms when a man fucks an Alabama hot pocket to completion. Has a similar consistency to yogurt.

"Dave gave me an Alabama hot pocket last night, and I swear I was dripping Nebraska nut butter for three hours."

by Misterfisteroboto August 8, 2019

Dad de nut

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The best feeling ur dad can give U!!!

Mom: I have 6 nuts
Dad: Let me dad de nut
Mom: Oh yaaa

by Captain4gamer May 10, 2018

Theodors left nut

haha tedde din left nut är på urban dictionary

Theodors left nut should be a fortnite skin

by Kapera October 3, 2023

Portuguese nut tugger

When a midget stretches your balls while having close pins on your nose and shaft

Me and wee man did a Portuguese nut tugger filming jackass 69

by NUT TUGGER July 28, 2018

two nuts and a richard

The act of one (normally a man ) eating the others asshole and the making out until said asshole eater throws up

"Wow look at those guys doing a two nuts and a Richard"

by Weiner hands 69 December 12, 2016

Peak post nut

The ultimate mental clarity a human reaches right after they orgasm, when the brain is no longer preoccupied with and fixated on sex.

After struggling for days to make a decision, John knew the answer within seconds once he hit peak post nut.

by Smackawack November 22, 2022