Post Nut amnesia

When you nut so hard that you forget what you were doing before, you forget that there was a time before you nutted.

Holy shit that post nut amnesia hits different.

by Polarisation June 19, 2023

fat nuts day

a day where all the men and women and children with fat ass nuts gather at the cum house

person1: ayo what day is it today i see ur nuts dragging to the floor.

person2: thats because its international fat nuts day honky!!

by scientific name for a pig October 3, 2021

Black Friday nut

Your first time nutting after coming home from Thanksgiving with your family.

Tom: How was your Thanksgiving?
Jeff: Nothing special, but the Black Friday nut afterward was fantastic.

by IronicPrayer November 24, 2016

Portuguese nut tugger

When a midget stretches your balls while having close pins on your nose and shaft

Me and wee man did a Portuguese nut tugger filming jackass 69

by NUT TUGGER July 28, 2018

two nuts and a richard

The act of one (normally a man ) eating the others asshole and the making out until said asshole eater throws up

"Wow look at those guys doing a two nuts and a Richard"

by Weiner hands 69 December 12, 2016

Andy is deez nuts

wtf andy are you ok?! dumbass?

who tf says andy is deez nuts? what a dumbass

by AndSkies September 25, 2021

Dad de nut

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The best feeling ur dad can give U!!!

Mom: I have 6 nuts
Dad: Let me dad de nut
Mom: Oh yaaa

by Captain4gamer May 10, 2018