alley cat mom

a vicious, malicious mother (f***er, but mother in this sense) that cares nothing for her children and only for herself. She constantly neglects her offspring, and always puts herself before anything else (she is her own 'bae').

You are such an alley cat mom, Catherine!

by alleycatmom August 22, 2017

ghetto cat

ghetto cat - cats seen in the ghetto
ghetto cat - (derogatory) children from the ghetto

Go slow when you make this turn, ghetto cats are always in the street here.

by $.05 June 5, 2011

Cat Craft

A cool guy that’s normally out yonder from Texas… Probably a furry.

Yo that’s a cat craft!

by Wikipedia; Official Definitons February 16, 2023

Schrödinger's Cat

A nightmare I had back in the early 2010's.

The big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head.

I woke up.

A big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head in my dreams last night. I was terrified.

by Vita Smart July 15, 2022

Cat

The most amazing creature in the world that most definitely does NOT want to kill you. They can also give you a disease that makes you love them from your poop. Look it up.

Best cat names:
Jade
George Gershwin Washington

Kitten

Baby cat
Mama cat
Cat.

This is an amazing cat

by Ems Art YouTube June 8, 2020

cat boy

you.

you. you are a cat boy.

by ikisshotmoms November 30, 2021

Cat

Not a dog

That buffoon dog chewed the couch again! It must be a cat, or Muno!

by Blurryface_fan December 28, 2021