In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.
This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.
Examples:
(Substitute for suit) Queen four of fart
(Substitute for suit and card) Three turd of garbage
(Substitute for both cards and suit) Poop, fart, of hooker spit.
This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.
Examples:
(Substitute for suit) Queen four of fart
(Substitute for suit and card) Three turd of garbage
(Substitute for both cards and suit) Poop, fart, of hooker spit.
I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.
or
I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.
or
I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.
by Djense April 27, 2010
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by Strangers are scary November 21, 2017
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by Awfulman July 15, 2022
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by oh no bro December 8, 2021
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You: *open can* ewww that smells like stinky fart chickpeas
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guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter
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