The one and only - Ross

There's not just one way to define Ross. The number of ways to define someone will never be sufficient enough to actually do that in full. Yet here we all are, trying to give a verbal definition to Ross. Alright, enough of the boring talk, let's get to the man of the hour, shall we. He's one of the most interesting and intriguing people you will ever meet. The ambition, the drive, the motivation! This charismatic green eyed man will blow you away. He's a person that you can trust, which is seemingly rare nowadays. You will learn so much from this intelligent individual. And most importantly, you'll enjoy each other's company like there's no tomorrow. So if you happen to come across Ross - don't be shy, say what you mean, maybe play him some songs on the ukulele because he might like that (but before you do, make sure you actually know how to play the darn thing). He's unforgettable.
Alright, I've given you a taste. I'm not about to just tell you everything. The rest is for you to find out once you actually get to know him. IF you get to know him, for not everyone gets that luxury ;)
Good luck finding Ross, because there's only one.
*mic drop*

Example A;
1 - "Ross, do you like climbing water towers?"
2 - "I don't like climbing water towers - I LOVE climbing water towers"
1 - "yeah me too, and I also like falling on cars"
2 - "you're into some weird shit, you know that?"
1- *Smiles smugly* "and don't you forget it"

Example B; And that's how the one and only - Ross came into my life

by Lovin'Sunflower May 3, 2022

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Fernandez Fast One

When your family member intentionally or indirectly screws you over in a business specifically in real estate, loans, or theft.

Joe pulled a Fernandez Fast One over Peter when he sold the house to him. He screwed over Joe with ease.

by anonymousjoseph June 25, 2017

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one lone nun

A common bowling term used to describe an almost-strike where all the pins are knocked over except for the center-most front pin.

I almost got a strike if it weren't for the one lone nun.

by myspecialmagic November 1, 2016

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One Log Clog

When you take such a massive shit that it only takes one log to clog the toilet...

Person 1: Man, I ate way too much at Golden Corral 's Endless Buffet ™. When I got home I was about to blow. The shit was so massive that it was a one log clog.
Person 2: What the hell is a one log clog?
Person 1: It's when one continuous stream of shit is enough to clog the toilet...

by Skeetwood Mac February 6, 2018

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