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meat jet

Guy 1: Hey remember Rebecca what happened to her br
Guy 2: I meat jetted her ass bro
by Zander x player December 18, 2017
mugGet the meat jetmug.

Meat gazer

One who has been selected to watch other men pee into a cup for a drug test
Mike: Sgt. Turbo, I need you to be a meat gazer this month since your name is not on the list.
by Diablo8195 June 12, 2017
mugGet the Meat gazermug.

Meat clam

Man, your girlfriend has a meat clam!!
by Sascrotch69 April 5, 2019
mugGet the Meat clammug.

Meat Mensch

Throw your meat mensch up on the exam table and let the nurse take a look at that thing.
by NunuSnizzer June 30, 2022
mugGet the Meat Menschmug.

meat-sweats

Detoxing from being on a vegetarian diet for too long.
Spent 4 weeks with my Hindi buddy in India then came home to work out the meat-sweats. Having only veggies will fuck your fat American ass up.
by Head Office Space June 6, 2019
mugGet the meat-sweatsmug.

Meat log

She blowed my meat log super hard.
by FuckBlow July 22, 2019
mugGet the Meat logmug.

pete the meat puppet

a niche video on youtube by the clothing company DIESEL about a pinocchio knock off named Pete made out of meat and his downfall from him being the american dream to a former drug addict trying to find the meaning of life that not only traumatised several teens but was an ad campaign for designer jeans. It could be symbolic for the phrase "meat puppet" which is a human who mindlessly does things on other's commands, which pete is technically doing as so many young and successful celebrities at the time would fall into drug addictions and hedonism.

it could also refer to something such as an ad that has a bunch of effort put into it and insight just for it to promote some slop at the end
mf 1: ayo have you seen the pete the meat puppet video

mf 2: ye all that insight and trauma for designer jeans is insane
by Teyst September 3, 2024
mugGet the pete the meat puppetmug.

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