near-nut experience

When your are activly masturbating and almost nut but you decide to quickly change the porno.

I was watching amateur yesterday and had a near-nut experience so I could go to interatial sex nut porn masturbation

by TheSalts August 3, 2016

Nut roll over

A karate move when you cant find the nut you just busted

I had to pull a nut roll over last night

by The roll over June 20, 2017

Goof Fucking Nut

Someone who falls out of their chair in their own house.

Asiah is such a goof fucking nut! Who falls out of their own chair in their own house?

by UnFox the Universe October 15, 2020

Anti nut girl

A girl who's allergic to nuts.

Shut you're "Anti Nut Girl" ass up.

by Whhhhh December 23, 2018

Shit House Nuts

Crazy, Unbelievable, Nonsensical, Just Plain Insane

So named because a guy would have to be some kinda nuts to hang around a Shit House.

So he beat the shit outta you just for pissin in his aquarium? That guy is shit house nuts, i swear to christ.

by The Reverend Eben Hill March 5, 2011

Hum on my nuts

the perfect response when someone disagrees with you but you really couldn’t care less

you can hum on my nuts

by dicksnmuffins March 31, 2021

tiny nigga nuts

when a guy got a tinny nigga nuts

why he got tiny nigga nuts

by wocky nuts masta March 16, 2021