National Shut Up Bryce Day

The day where you can tell anybody named Bryce to shut up.

Bryce: Hi
You: Shut up Bryce!
Bryce: WTF man?
You: It’s National Shut Up Bryce Day
Bryce: Ok
You: Ok

by ButtcheesePoopy September 21, 2020

National ass and tit pic day

Send this to a chick and see wot chu get

Ahaha look it’s national ass and tit pic day

by BIGDICKDADDU July 12, 2021

National Trip Tall People Day

Held on October 20th, this is a holiday celebrating people under 5’4. As opposed to ‘Throw Short People’ Day, short people will therefore be superior to tall people, and will trip them. No permission needed.

“Tomorrow is National Trip Tall People Day,” yelled Jorden, at the top of his lungs.

by Leader of the Short People October 22, 2020

National cut a mans dick off

April 25th when its legal to cut any mans dick off that was bad to you

Victim:Do you know what day is it?
(Male)r@pist:No what?
Victim:Its national cut a mans dick off
R@pist:What??
Victim:*cuts his dick off*

by kambadassihm March 21, 2021

National claim your bae day

Where you celebrate your boyfriend/girlfriend and claim them to be your one and only and are loyal 24/7

Hey David go claim your girl and give her a hug and give her your hoodie or something today is national claim your bae day

by Thegirlwhomakesdefintions October 14, 2019

National give Trevor head day

This holiday is on July 3rd, it’s for all the Trevor’s out there.

“ I hope Trevor’s hard, cause I’m craving his cock in my mouth

National give Trevor Head Day is defined by sucking a Trevors penis. Suck Trevors Dick

by The Read Meaning January 4, 2022

National Watch Good Time Day

National Watch Good Time Day is celebrated on August 11, in celebration of the Safdie Brothers' masterpiece's release on that same day back in 2017.

"Hey, it's August 11. You know what that means? It's National Watch Good Time Day! Time to watch Good Time!"

by Safdiestan12 April 28, 2020