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Reckless Juice

Drank you drink to exhibit the confidence of a stallion. Users of Reckless Juice or "RJ" as it's known on the streets are known to exhibit bravado and a healthy sense of give-no-fuc*s.

Traditional ingredients for Reckless Juice include Kale, Carrots, Strawberries, Bannanas, and a pinch of childhood trauma.
When some you know says whatever is on their mind, you can reply, "Dang, you must've drank your Reckless Juice today, huh?"
by Daphne P. October 8, 2018
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juice munger

coconut juice munger
DONT reason with it, DONT argue with it, JUST DOMINATE IT! says:
someone who takes all the juice away from the coconut and only leaves the nut juice
by mattertw October 7, 2007
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Juice Factory

When you see someone who is so sexy that you soak your underpants.
Brad is such a juice factory, I need to change my underwear.
by Hasyotootes. September 20, 2019
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Juiced from the side

To be juiced from the side means to be paid under the table for unrelated services to the main task at hand.
Being Juiced from the side means A contract employee being tipped out for additional services
by Jamba Juiceman March 25, 2022
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Juice-Squirter

A juice-squirter is a person who has more physical reactivity than brains. The brains may disproportionately be constituted of extra blood vessels and other non-thinking matter, rather than actual functioning neural networks.

Say ANYTHING or give ANY information to a juice-squirter. The juice-squirter will always assume a personal reaction, and then have an episode of feelings and emotions that last for ages.

Juice squirters, when they're not looking for approval or making displays, are usually trying to get reactions out of others, in an attempt to soften them up for domination, while creating a sense of safety, because they cannot actually be of real social value, or truly decent people at all, ultimately.
Example:

"Every time *name* would have a conversation with someone, or do anything requiring paying attention, he would immediately start to gush and spout totally uncomposed thoughts. *Name* was one example of a type of idiot called a juice-squirter."

A juice-squirter's commentary:

"If inheritance qualifies one for office, intelligence cannot be a requirement" - John Kenneth Galbraith

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill, a juice-squirter with some extra fat for thinking in his brain...or someplace.
by DanZhukovin October 2, 2019
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butt juice

butt juice is when the shit from the ass crack and the asshole mixes together with the sweat from the sweaty ass and the clumps from the toilet paper.
“yoo my butt juice be bussin
by juicy butt cheeks 913 March 13, 2021
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Glen Juice

A non-typical way to describe a cup of coffee.
Man, oh man! I sure love me a cup of Glen juice in the morning!
by Coffee Maestro March 5, 2019
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