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king ding a ling

wow he has a king ding a ling, can’t be jack kennedy
by isoldheroininireland February 9, 2025
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Crust king

Someone who is actually normal and lets it crust after dropping a deuce. Basicallly, they NEVER wipe. sure it starts to itch and it builds up over time, leaving stains on your u derweat, but thats just proof that you're a crust king.
Person 1: Yo, are you a Crust King or a Wiping Weirdo?

Person 2: A Crust King, duh.
by BigMamaBS July 24, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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pope king

The greatest thing of all time, there can only be one. Commonly a midget. Tells Rays to suck it
I am the greatest of all time, I am the pope king
by Therealbrando July 26, 2018
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Kings Greeting

After successfully getting lucky the night before you are met with a kiss on both cheeks by your friends as a sign of greatness.
“How did you go last night?”-Guy 1
Yeah mate I pulled an absolute babe” - King

“All hail the king”-Guy 1
Kings greeting given XX
by Revellers101 December 6, 2020
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king shoey

a person who is overly enthused with dumb, campy, and/or overpriced footwear.
dummy - "Hey guys notice anything new" (points down)
guy - "yeah you footwear is so 'king shoey'"
by klangrob August 16, 2011
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King Salmon 8

/noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.
Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.
by Sharksinthesalsa December 21, 2020
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