Dick Money

Money given to a person by one's mom too get laid.

Becky gives her son monthly allowance too get laid. This is called Dick money

by Qdino April 25, 2014

elk dick

description of a small circumsized dick of a homosexaul man that cant come to terms wit it so he has sex wit bearly leagals so he feels better about himself to look at it looks like a lumberjack wit a red cap in the forrest

here you breen why u wit that 17teen yr old did she notice ur ELK DICK.....

by craffo December 23, 2007

Dick docking

is where two men stick their dicks together using their skin of their penis' and a little bit of spit.

God damn son, come over here with that tasty little weiner of yours and we will begin some crazy ass dick docking boo

by D-No October 16, 2008

Nassers dick

Nassers dick is so small when he tries to fuck the woman says 'have you started?'
When he gets a boner it is still as small as a sperm cell when he masturbates he uses his toenails

He is as bad at fortnite as he is at having sex with women Nassers dick

by XA Farts February 26, 2019

Dick.50

A small amount of money, usually hourly wages. More than earning dick, but not by much.

John: So, how much do you earn at the theater?
Mark: A whopping dick.50 an hour!

by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008

Dick swipe

A game played by a minimum of 4 men, its where 3 men or more pull out their dicks, and the other is the judge, the judge stares at their dicks as he swipes through men's nudes, whenever a judge sees a dick move or cum/pee the losing nigga is called gay for a whole month and bisexual for 16 more days.

When you play a game of Dick swipe you know that pee is actually stored in the balls.

by notpublished March 1, 2018

Dick in mouth

Any female of any sorts who wants a males reproductive system in their mouth

“Oh that jawn over there want dick in mouth”

by Lil bubuchi October 5, 2018