i love you

i love you and youre the best I've ever had

i love you and youre the best I've ever had

by pancake pie March 6, 2021

hey you texting

Hey you texting is when someone mostly women or texting their side piece

Sue:Hey you wyd
John: just chillin

Sue: I miss u & I need u baby!!🍆💋
John: soon baby soon

This an example of Hey you texting

by 1jayjay1 May 28, 2018

Best of luck to you

Typically said to a significant other in a passive aggressive way when angry, in a fight, or breaking up. When you tell the other person “best of luck to you”, you don’t actually wish them the best of luck, it’s quite the opposite.

Partner 1 :: I don’t think our relationship is going to work out.

Partner 2 :: Wow, just like that? Well, best of luck to you.

by TheBookOfWisdom March 19, 2023

lose you bait

When engaged in a sexual act your condom slides off and you are forced to manually extract it from your partner (see hogging @ deep six)

lose you bait
Me: "Oh shit you won't believe it man, I was fucking Amy the other night and right after I busted I lose my bait"
Friend: "Dude! you "lost your bait" Sounds like you need to go aquaman on her ass"
Me:"Dude, You know I was hogging that shit for like a half hour"

by samweis January 10, 2009

See you on the news

The last words you say to some idiot before they're about to do something stupid.

"See you on the news, sucker."

by mortis fugit March 3, 2016

Thank you for everything

the text that you get at 1 am by your homie

meaning they might unalive themselves. 0% chance it means they are actually thanking you

Homie: "thank you for everything"
You: "OI WAIT DONT D-"

by da willereen October 28, 2023

You ain't Smuckers

Used to imply in a satirical manner that someone is "Jelly" (jealous).

It is often used in question form, see example.

Guy 1: Dude, your girlfriend looks like crap today.
Guy 2: Breh, you ain't Smuckers. So why are you so jelly?
Guy 1: No for real she does.
Guy 2: AIN'T even Smuckers.

by Brausten November 1, 2012