purple penis eater

a fat bitch with a purple mullet that is annoying and eats penises

Amanda Walters

by Ben Lash December 19, 2003

penis pumping power

used as a cool term for radical, good luck, fuck you, and well penis pumping power.

Hey look he is doing a penis pumping power!

by Jared Seaman October 6, 2010

penis car charger

When you have sex with a Jackson R in a car and you later find out that you have a STD. And you have vaginal discharge. Hints the charger part

Hannah: Wow had I some penis car charger with him last night.

Thad: NO WAY! you had sex with Jackson! And now you have an STD!! EWWWW! get the fuck away from me!

by Jkl1217 December 8, 2010

Your Moms Penis

An insult your mom has a penis therefore your mom is gay with your dads penis.

Guess what i saw yesterday. Your moms penis. Gross my moms not a guy. your moms penis tells me a different story.

by mike112983 March 17, 2009

beating a dead penis

When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone

Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.

by TheNonErect August 9, 2023

Small penis weirdo

a person with a small penis who is weird

that man is a small penis weirdo

by big gae 69 October 8, 2018

Aaron Penis Smith

Aaron has the name penis in his name because he hasnt got one but has one on his head and up his cha cha arse OD

Aaron Penis Smith loves the B.M.W

by falling tooth K dog February 28, 2019