Brown banana split

When a chick takes a shit whilst wearing a bikinni creating the poo to split in half.

bro, saw a chick at the beach doing a brown banana split in the bushes.

banana split

by jagsjrtib May 24, 2011

Brown Pants Moment

A point in time where one would be left with a proverbial (and occasionally literal) brick in the seat of their trousers.

"Hey, you know that one scene in Band of Brothers, in Bastogne, at the end of the artillery barrage, where Luz and Lipton have a dud shell hit about three feet away?"

"Now that's a brown pants moment if i ever saw one"

by SlavosaurusBlyat December 5, 2016

brown ice cream

Ice cream that is supposed to be chocolate but tastes nothing at all like chocolate, its only similarity being the brown color. In other words, brown ice cream is fake chocolate ice cream.

Damn it! This isn't chocolate ice cream, this is brown ice cream! We might as well have got vanilla.

by slumbering December 23, 2008

Nut Brown Maiden

A girl who whips her own shit on a partner's penis while performing oral sex.

Damn that girl is nasty she is a Nut Brown Maiden.

by the super duper nasty creep January 20, 2011

Heafty brown bag

This is one of those shits that takes a bit of work to get out, but when it hits the water it sounds like you've dropped a bag of groceries & usaually spashes your arse.

"man, my arse is so wet after that
"Heafty brown bag".

by 007 in heaven October 27, 2008

Brown Boy Blasted

The equivalent of "White Boy Wasted", but rather is used for brown (middle-eastern) males. This term implies that this brown boy has consumed an excessive amount of alcohol and is heavily under the influence.

Hasan: Yo wana get drunk tonight?
Mohammed: Hell yea bro, we are about to get brown boy blasted

by comicalgenius111 September 18, 2012

big brown head

A turd so large that the top is above the water line in the toilet

" That big brown head in the toilet is disgusting. Whoever did it should flush it."

by dis[gruntled] September 23, 2006