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Love island

A show where clout chasing thots and fuck boys meet and greet and end up getting together in a villa.

The most set up bullshit seen, yet people still believe it’s real, mostly watched by 12 year old kids who want to be just like these idiots.
12 year old: omg that molly girl is a snake

Other 12 year old: yeah I know right sksksksks love island is awesome though
by Criticalxp September 6, 2019
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Lazy Love

A free type of relationship.When you can be yourselves, Express and yet still feel comfortable around each other.
"I want a lazy love :("
"Yeah me too"
by Bananas.bandanas June 15, 2018
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vines of love

The beautiful curly locks of hair on your chest between your pecks. Often used to jokingly tell your friends how to pick up chics. (Disclaimer: this does not actually work unless she also has vines of love.)
Rod: What should i do dude this girl is fine!
John: Just show her your vines of love and you will have nothing to worry about.
by Ol' ReD March 11, 2010
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Love Flob

A rather crude, yet amusing term for spunk, love juice or jizz. The gloopy substance produced during ejaculation.
'Dude, watch you don't get your love flob on the carpet'.

Or perhaps...

My 'love flob' was exceedingly projectile today.
by PJ:D April 26, 2009
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love junk

It came from my boy DM. It is another name for a mans DNA. Anytime you ejaculate on a woman. It is love junk.
I was doing her from behind and pulled out and sprayed my Love Junk on her ass.
by bayliss May 13, 2005
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Zombie Love

Like puppy love, this type of love is an undying passion and love of any one person or thing in which you cannot get thinking about them out of your head because of how much you just can't live without them.
Jean has Zombie Love for Breanna because he never stops talking about how he can't live without her.
by WrenaByrd July 13, 2012
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Love-dumb

Love-dumb refers to a person who is exceptionally intelligent in all aspects of their life except when it comes to love. When they’re in love, all logic and intelligence goes out the window when it comes to their person. They put up with things that most intelligent people would not put up with from their significant other (i.e., cheating, lying, manipulating, arguing, keeping secrets, violence, etc.)

A person who is love-dumb loves with their whole heart and doesn’t use their head at all as a means of protecting them from being hurt over and over again by their significant other.
When it came to Corey, she was Love-dumb; he could cheat on her but she’d love him and stay with him anyway.
by AriaChastain-HogEx March 24, 2022
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