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GOD IS COMING

GOD IS COMING SOON , please turn to Our Heavenly Father . He sent His only Son to die on the Cross for OUR sins
by herbestii May 9, 2022
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Sex God

by Mommy's dead baby November 23, 2021
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god pass

Holy shit we got the god pass, we can go wherever we want, we can go on stage and fondle Kanye’s balls if we want”
by Liskrocks August 5, 2018
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technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017
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god jab

what someone said in roblox lol what it means: Good Job but shorter, And I don't know how to spell because I am an Idiot
by Landonisanidiot December 17, 2021
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please god end my suffering

john:*looks at some subreddit* john:*sees some r34 fanart* john:please god end my suffering
by super chad March 29, 2022
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Nebuchadnezzar: "Dawg what you doing in there"
Caesar: "Good Morning and God Bless"
by pbizy97 May 23, 2018
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