by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020
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One guy: hey dude i have no rizz
Second guy: and I’m gay so are you a video game cuz I could play you
One guy: oh sh*t it’s national rizz day June 29
Second guy: and I’m gay so are you a video game cuz I could play you
One guy: oh sh*t it’s national rizz day June 29
by Daily_reminder June 26, 2023
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Get the National grab a boys ass day mug.National Get Your Crushes Number Day is on November 3 (Also known as 11/3) And you better do it because I’m doing it as well!
You: Hey! Can you give me your number?
Crush: Why?
You: Because it’s National Get Your Crushes Number Day!
Crush: Oh, Okay! Here you go!
Crush: Why?
You: Because it’s National Get Your Crushes Number Day!
Crush: Oh, Okay! Here you go!
by bemo! October 31, 2021
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by Ohhhelllnoooooo October 16, 2020
Get the National Punch Short People Day mug.If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.
Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.
by I eat my kids April 14, 2020
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by rkamali07 May 3, 2020
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