Smurf cat

https: //youtu.be /SrK3wuYWhlQ

trust me....

we live we love we die -smurf cat

by nummyskully October 2, 2023

Cat-arsed

When your plan is slightly squashed but not going terribly wrong.

(In America it's called 'cat-assed', but that doesn't make any sense as it has nothing to do with donkeys.)

"I was going to Tainan this weekend but my plan got cat-arsed so I had to cancel it."
"Meow."

by Tom Joseph July 12, 2016

long johnson cat

When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.

Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat

by BuzzoQueen March 2, 2016

Cat

The silliest creature known to mankind

Johnathan: "Hey Tim, did you see the breaking bad episode last night?"

Tim: "The cat is a domestic species of small carnivorous mammal. It is the only domesticated species in the family Felidae and is commonly referred to as the domestic cat or house cat to distinguish it from the wild members of the family."

Johnathan: "Bro what the fuck is wrong with you."

by Detailed June 19, 2023

cat in the sink

When you dog in the bath tub her, and your dick is still in her vagina.

I just had the best sex, i tried the cat in the sink.

by X2agents October 14, 2017

Cat Mouth

A person who can't handle hot spicy food, their faces go red, start to sweat, tear up and hiccup

Ha ha, how lame, you can't handle chilli.......... You are such a cat mouth

by DeekGeekMcDeek May 15, 2018

Cat

Assholes and bitches that we love for being cute, they are literally afraid of cucumbers and water. they are pieces of SHIT

At least the babies of cats are cuter than existence can handle

by IamVeryDum January 3, 2022