Primal wall-nut

That guy from Plants v.s Zombies 2 that has a fast recharge. He's hot.

Wow I didn't know Primal wall-nut can survive Gargantaur smashes!

by Primative Nutz September 30, 2020

The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018

Shit House Nuts

Crazy, Unbelievable, Nonsensical, Just Plain Insane

So named because a guy would have to be some kinda nuts to hang around a Shit House.

So he beat the shit outta you just for pissin in his aquarium? That guy is shit house nuts, i swear to christ.

by The Reverend Eben Hill March 5, 2011

slim nut daddy

when a man has a limp penis that doesn't shoot cum.

my man is a slim nut daddy.

by Chop37 June 29, 2019

Peak post nut

The ultimate mental clarity a human reaches right after they orgasm, when the brain is no longer preoccupied with and fixated on sex.

After struggling for days to make a decision, John knew the answer within seconds once he hit peak post nut.

by Smackawack November 22, 2022

nut sack empathy

The painful empathetic feeling a man gets in his nuts, while watching another man get a nut shot.

A: *watches someone get sacked in the nuts*
B: *cups balls in pain of watching the poor sap get sacked in the nuts*
C: "hey why are you holding your nuts, you'd didn't get sacked"
B: "I feel it though bro, I'm feeling that nut sack empathy"

by emlescure August 28, 2017

Post Nut amnesia

When you nut so hard that you forget what you were doing before, you forget that there was a time before you nutted.

Holy shit that post nut amnesia hits different.

by Polarisation June 19, 2023