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Ultra job controlled

When a person wakes up on there day off around the time they get up for work

Also when something or someone reminds you of your job
And when you say a phrase or something u would do or say at your job
Man I'm ultra job controlled I keep waking up at six every morning even on my day off smh 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Adrianne Amanda December 11, 2021
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When your partner passionately kisses the side of your genitalia while making direct eye contact so powerful that it pierces through your partner’s soul. This act of kindness transcends your partners vibration into an instant state of nirvana. This act of service is completed while viewing your partners gluteus Maximus in a vertical dressing mirror.

“The clouds part, the angels sing, a beam of light shines down upon you, as the atomic bomb detonates”
Partner 1: “I’m going to give you the biggest Ginormous Blow Job aka “GBJ” of your life

**partner 2 looks up to the heavens with complete clarity and responds**

Partner 2: “ There is a god
by Oppenheimer1111 October 25, 2025
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Senior Job Instructor

head of the chain of command of jobbers in your local area. SJI, then JOB, then JIT..jit means job in training who hasn't yet reached the rank of job. SJI is the highest rank of job you can reach.
your not even a senior job instructor yet, your still a JIT!!
by L dumpaaaaaaaa March 2, 2009
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Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.
When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!
by Herky da Hawk February 21, 2024
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Jelly Job

Giving a blow-job to a non-flaccid penis.
Jose gave the man a jelly job after recieving £20.
by superchubs July 4, 2024
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Dick Job

A genre of sex acts; any sexual act that involves the penis other than penetration.

Examples:
Blow Jobs
Hand Jobs
Foot Jobs
Girl 1: what do you reckon is your best skill?
Girl 2: oh... Umm, I dont know, ummm I guess I'm just good at all the dick jobs.
by Shmones November 1, 2021
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Tri-job

When 3 women or 3 men perform oral sex on 1 male.
I got really excited when all 3 of them told me they wanted to give me a tri-job.
by BTOpposite August 28, 2025
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