When your wife calls you with Pink Eye and you rush home to ejaculate on her eyes to soothe the burning and be her hero.
Husband: “my wife just went home early because she has Pink Eye!
Friend: “oh no, you better rush home and give her some Indiana eye drops so she feels better!”
Friend: “oh no, you better rush home and give her some Indiana eye drops so she feels better!”
by Hiking Duo April 28, 2023
Get the Indiana eye drop mug.A person who is so Hot, attractive, and sexually desirable they make you raise an eybrow; either out of jealousy, frustration because they're out of your league, or because you are enjoying the sight.
I- Darnell got so much swagger, he's so fine...what a little eye-brower.
II- I wish Tanisha would know I exist, but she's such an eye-brower that she's untouchable.
III- Ugh, would you just look at Julie. She thinks she's such an eye-brower but the only reason the guys follow her like lost-puppies is because she's so loose.
II- I wish Tanisha would know I exist, but she's such an eye-brower that she's untouchable.
III- Ugh, would you just look at Julie. She thinks she's such an eye-brower but the only reason the guys follow her like lost-puppies is because she's so loose.
by SwaggerLikeMe May 13, 2009
Get the eye-brower mug.When you're diagnosed with a rare eye disease that has the potential to change your entire life. You tell your friends about the severity of the situation only for them to make it a mockery. The only cure is an umbilical cord.
Gina sleeps with an eye patch. She must have that pirate eye.
Ahoy mateys, pirate eye Gina needs to clean the poop deck.
Shiver me timbers pirate eye Gina!
Why is your eye peeling off? Do you have pirate eye??
Ahoy mateys, pirate eye Gina needs to clean the poop deck.
Shiver me timbers pirate eye Gina!
Why is your eye peeling off? Do you have pirate eye??
by Ydnim June 8, 2020
Get the Pirate eye mug.A common opthamological condition that causes a reduction in the range of movement of one or both eye lids.
by Whittakereye May 15, 2016
Get the whittaker's eye mug.Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
by Meep beep June 12, 2021
Get the one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter mug.The same thing as Argus-eyes, (see definition 2), except the person's eyes that spell "ARGUS", are blue instead of the traditional pink.
Haha, Arthaa, has tookie manookie eyes.
She has tookie manookie eyes? That bitch!
I hate people with tookie manookie eyes.
She has tookie manookie eyes? That bitch!
I hate people with tookie manookie eyes.
by MakiMura April 24, 2019
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