cobbing me nuts

Sweating profusely

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.

by onkydon1 March 25, 2022

Never Nut November

There is a prophecy that on November 2069, Never Nut November will occur. In Never Nut November, if you nut, watch porn (Gay or Not), masturbate, or moan, you and your entire family get gunned down by a S.W.A.T. team.

A: Are you participating in Never Nut November
B: F*ck yes I am, I don't give a shit about life or death
A: I've prepared the non-nut cream, want some?
B: Nah, Imma survive on my own

by FuckYouAndYourPetCat112 November 3, 2021

nut sack empathy

The painful empathetic feeling a man gets in his nuts, while watching another man get a nut shot.

A: *watches someone get sacked in the nuts*
B: *cups balls in pain of watching the poor sap get sacked in the nuts*
C: "hey why are you holding your nuts, you'd didn't get sacked"
B: "I feel it though bro, I'm feeling that nut sack empathy"

by emlescure August 28, 2017

mental nut juice

When something turns out easier than you thought so you want to insta-nut but your in a nice uniform so you just have to imagine the room covered in splooge

"How was the job interview ?."
"Aw it was great but i was in a tux so i just covered the entire room in my mental nut juice

by JingleBalls696969 May 6, 2018

bananna nut waffle

The act getting your nuts all steamy, nice and warm, then proceeding to locate two black women scissoring then aggressively place your scrotum between the two. Banana nut waffle.

Jakhira and jasmine gave joe a wet n’ steamy Bananna nut waffle last Tuesdey.

by Grosyfunny69 November 11, 2017

Cross-dimensional nut

When you nut so hard you literaly break the barrier of space-time and cum into another dimension

Him: I don't need to use a condom
Her: But what if I get pregnant?
Him: Don't worry babe, I always have a cross-dimensional nut
Her brother: It's true!

by Fantabuloustasticness June 29, 2018

Butt nut squash

When you ejaculate in a girls anus, have her fart it out, dilute with urine and have her drink it.

Are you butt nut squash wild?

by Steve seagull July 9, 2022