by Derp93 August 24, 2011
Get the pulling a johnmug. The act of sliding the male genitalia up the rectum of one or more students attempting to write an essay about the american author John Updike
by NiggerFaggot1234 July 11, 2017
Get the John Updickmug. by TippierGnome84 January 30, 2020
Get the John Manleymug. The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.
by Armacham85 October 30, 2010
Get the The John Stamos Proximity Effectmug. The ugliest motherfucker, but plays football and sucks....asked out a girl and dumped him after she saw his chode.
by Elizabeth loring March 15, 2017
Get the john manrymug. John can be annoying sometimes but he is the sweetest, most honest, loyalist, caring, funniest, heartwarming, most unique, calmest, intelligent, adventurous, most talent, realist, and all in all the best person you could ever meet. Frankly even on his bad days you wouldn’t be able to tell because he’s always making people laugh and somewhat trying to spread positive vibes, his smile and his presence is enough to make the whole room light up he’s quite at first but once he gets used to everything he is a complete vibe.
“John is such an amazing person he’s always striving for the best and he inspires me, one day I want to be like him.”
by yamommaho May 20, 2022
Get the Johnmug. by Normal British child August 29, 2020
Get the john chadleymug.