Poop Palmer

(noun) A person who shits into their palm in the shower, and then throws their shit to the toilet like they're making a 3 pointer.

Person A: Hey, have you talked to Gregory lately?

Person B: No I heard he's a poop palmer.

by bowlofoatmeal February 1, 2022

Poop puff

1. The puff of poop that floats in the air when flushing the toilet

2. Flatulence

The particals of poop that puffed onto my toothbrush. Poop pufff

by J dub 212 August 30, 2018

Testicular Poop

The poop you have after experiencing immense testicular pain caused my Diesel.

“Dude why does the bathroom smell like fish scallops?”
“Oh man I had some testicular poop”

by Kevin Barney June 2, 2020

And I poop -

The new way to say And I oop, while also making fun of saying and I oop.

Can also be used to tell people that you are taking a shit

You: Vcso girls say and I opp way too...
(Vsco girl enters room)
You: And I poop -

by ImEssIguess November 25, 2019

flippy-poop

a word used to describe something you cant remember the name of. similar to calling an object a thingy

its that um...umm...flippy-poop over there

by Absinthe Winterborn November 9, 2010

oh poop

something to say when you get stuck on the moon

oh poop...

by Peter the horse is here January 29, 2025

Space Poop

The act of taking a dump without turning the lights on. The darker the better

Bro 1 : I just took a nice space poop!
Bro 2: I love those. It really feels like you’re on the moon

by Slick Rxck December 8, 2018