by The roll over June 20, 2017
Get the Nut roll over mug.When a male moves his lower abdomen, lower body in a way that causes his " nuts to lock up", or get tangled internally.
My husband was so busy being an asshole, by waving his legs at me while sitting in a lawn chair, that he maneuvered his "nuts lock up" from the rapid movement of his lower body; later requring surgery to be correcred..LMAO #KARMA
by Ms.Kitten82 January 27, 2018
Get the nuts lock up mug.You might want to avoid shaving your pubic hair because when it grows back in, the skin may be irritated and itchy. Also, guys may think twice about shaving their chests, and girls should avoid shaving their faces because the stubble that grows back will look prickly and thicker, forcing you to shave over and over.
by Butthole Betty January 11, 2019
Get the Puberty in a Nut Shell mug.There is a prophecy that on November 2069, Never Nut November will occur. In Never Nut November, if you nut, watch porn (Gay or Not), masturbate, or moan, you and your entire family get gunned down by a S.W.A.T. team.
A: Are you participating in Never Nut November
B: F*ck yes I am, I don't give a shit about life or death
A: I've prepared the non-nut cream, want some?
B: Nah, Imma survive on my own
B: F*ck yes I am, I don't give a shit about life or death
A: I've prepared the non-nut cream, want some?
B: Nah, Imma survive on my own
by FuckYouAndYourPetCat112 November 3, 2021
Get the Never Nut November mug.You and a buddy each have to individually swallow two bags of corn nuts whole without chewing the corn nuts. The turd that looks most like corn on the cob wins.
by Throckmorton619 January 10, 2021
Get the Corn nut challenge mug.just like boys have “bro before hoes” girls have “sluts before nuts” slut being your friends and nuts being boys
by Thepig04 November 17, 2018
Get the Slut Before Nuts mug.by the leap frog king February 27, 2019
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