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Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

What follows if you have a 9 Day Shit Fart
Don't have a 9 Day Shit Fart, you'll end up Farting Yourself Into Oblivion
by Anon0500 March 3, 2020
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Old man fart

A fart that smells like air off shit passing through a 12 day old egg that has been sitting in the sun.
Johnny!!! You and your old man farts yah stinking cunt!
by Karen from rothwell. November 7, 2020
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Chloroform Cloth Fart

A cruel act in which an assailant farts on a cloth, rag or small plush doll and presses it against a victim's face, covering the mouth and nose.
Bill: "Hey what's that over there?" points behind Randy while farting on a cloth

Randy: "Huh?" looks to where Bill is pointing

Bill: executes Chloroform Cloth Fart attack by smothering Randy's face with the cloth he just ripped one on

Randy: "...." passed out from the toxic fumes he just inhaled
by FloorBageo May 16, 2014
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fart guessing game

A highly-disgusting (or hugely uproarious, depending on who you talk to, and also depending on whether you're da "performer" or da "audience") round of verbal-and-then-anal "conversation" in da form of a beamingly-playful riddle-type question from Person A, a naive lack-of-ideas response from Person B, and then a loud/voluminous whizzpopper from Person A. Said "dialogue" session is intended to make a big deal about da fact dat Person A had a really great butt-splutter "saved up and ready", so dat said "valuable" colon-burble wouldn't just "go to waste" and not be adequately noticed.
Person A (eagerly, with a big ol' grin): Hey, guess what!!!
Person B (unsuspectingly): What?!
Person A: P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-RRRRRTTTTT!
Person B (disgustedly): Yeah, yeah, yeah --- I mightuh known --- just another fart guessing game, and I fell for it! :P
by QuacksO May 17, 2022
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Propeller Fart-tart

Turn on your Electric Fan on high drop your drawers and proceed to blow a huge fart in the path of the blowing air with anticipation of your significant other inhaling a full dose of your inner fart.
Propeller Fart-tart is when Mark stands in front of the fan and being ready to electric
Fan farting then blowing a bionic fart spreading joy and his scent all through out the room for all to enjoy. Especially his mate Merlanious.
by OneBigDaddy May 21, 2022
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Gassing up a fart

When you hype something up but it turns out mid
Dude 1: Highschool finna be lit.

Dude 2: Bro you gassing up a fart.
by SaltyGTTM September 28, 2022
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Skin mark fart

Skin mark fart is a Fortnite kid that has no life and does Fortnite challenges all day and is really tall like a giraffe
Skin mark fart is ass at Fortnite
by purpleguyvrr March 22, 2022
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