Joker Pussy

A woman with a vagina who will use her pussy and by any means possible have sex with anything, regardless of any repercussions

Don’t bring that sex worker, prostitute, stripper, date back to your place to talk or cuddle - she’s going to use her joker pussy, you won’t be able to abstain and she’ll say god will forgive you

by Alma Mater VarH October 16, 2022

Swab pussy

Someone who is too much of a pussy to have a nasal swab taken; noting that very young children can have a throat swab. These people came to global attention during the COVID-19 pandemic and often went by then name of Karen.

Nurse "You need to have a nasal swab."
Karen "I can't it hurts."
The rest of the world "Now Karen, don't be a swab pussy."

by KAH68 January 16, 2021

jumbalaya pussy

A pussy that's labayas are so wrinkled, it looks like a bunch of skin all jumbled up.

I tried to eat her out, but she had jumbalaya pussy. Them lips were everywhere.

by Jax9357 October 26, 2017

microwave this pussy

two words that can get u wet

saud:i can say two words that can make you wet

person: what are the two words

khalid: microwave this pussy

by hooty with the booty January 10, 2021

soupy pussy

A vagina that is very wet, loose and sloppy.

Guy 1: Hey bro check out that hot chick over there. I'm gonna tap that tonight. Guy 2: You might want to pick someone else. I heard she has a soupy pussy and the last guy who banged her said it felt like putting his crank in a warm glass of water. Guy 1: Thanks man for the info.

by jimmybomm August 8, 2021

Pussy Anxiety

When you're going waiting to have sex on a special occasion, only to start your period right before the event.

Girl: Honey i'm sorry, we can't have sex tonight.
Girlfriend: but I just got the promotion, why?
Girl: Pussy Anxiety, I just started my period

by BabybitchEgg July 5, 2017

Raging Pussy

Urben dictionary now that they are ProCencorship.

Urban Dictionary is a Raging Pussy after they submitted to PC nazis.

by RisingGear July 12, 2020