penis trap

when a girls teeth are so jacked up that it is dangerous to get a blowjob from her.

look at her penis trap, i would be carful with that!

by madshetay June 7, 2010

penis umbra

The shadow or umbra cast by a penis or as others call it: A dick, a wand, a schlong, a schmecky, a pocket rocket, a hard-on, a stiffy ...

That guy's dick was intimidating: Even his penis umbra cast upon the wall was intimidating, thanks to the advantageously placed lighting, producing such a sharp shadow.

by badwsky February 5, 2010

henrys penis

small as a teletubbys

balls drop about 20 inches

VOLDERMORT: how big is your penis?

HENRY: the size of your nose

henrys penis

by CXIUS April 14, 2020

ur penis

ur penis is an intresting word for sex

Ur penis is bigger than mine :o

by AstiSucksIdk April 11, 2021

Penis Lubber

Someone who loves teh cock..

Arr! Matt you freaking Penis Lubber go eat shit!

by Yokomoko October 16, 2007

penis gargle

When your penis gargles a liquid and spews it everywhere.

When I stick my penis into water it penis gargles

by Big ole smarty pants February 11, 2015

Penis Hider

slang for vagina

man that chick had a tight penis hider on her

by Kentucky Ballad July 24, 2010