Pre Nut Nonsense

The opposite of post nut clarity.

The mindset and subsequent actions of a man relentlessly pursuing sexual gratification.

Girl 1: He told me he loved me last night, but it was just pre nut nonsense
Girl 2: Guys really will say anything to get laid

by mvwisco December 4, 2020

Pickle Nut Fuck

When Pickle Rick is going to town on your chocolate starfish harder than Survivor Season 26 and you nut so much it looks like a bubble run in 110 degree heat.

I woke up late last night to a brutal Pickle Nut Fuck.

by Meltonis October 23, 2023

dick and nut torture

like cock and ball torture but funny

person 1: dick and nut torture
person 2: do you mean co-
person 1: no. shut up stupid

by imma drink ur kidneys loser December 2, 2021

GRAB DEEZ NUT

Grab deez nut is a special day where you grab someone nut

Grab deez nut is a special day to grab someone nut and smash it hard!!!

by The deez nut grabber February 2, 2022

Man with the Fuzzy Nuts

Another term for a cop, particularly one parked on the side of the road running radar or a small town cop.

"Hey there's a cop ahead."

"I see him, the man with the fuzzy nuts."

by LilClanMan August 3, 2023

No nut weak 43

No nut weak 43 is a weak were you cant cum just like no nut november but its only a weak

Boys are you ready for no nut weak 43?

by Sander the no nuter November 4, 2019

Gramp Nut Syndrome

Aka as Gramp Nut Syndrome where the mans gemstones get so saggy they look like grandpa nuts

Guy1: Do you have that GNS thingy?
Guy2: Yeah where it’s like your gemstones or nuts just get really saggy and old lookin?

GNS or Gramp Nut Syndrome is where a mans genitalia is very saggy and old looking

by AMOS @cadecarter80 June 22, 2020