John Deans

A Sixth Form College; that is also safe haven for the academically average, dim witted wankers

Sound of Mind Person: oh so you go to john deans?

Wanker: Sir John Deans actually...

Sound of Mind Person: I can see you're as about as useful as a textbook

by Dr Pepper Gonna Kill Them All September 27, 2013

John Pork Crashout

A term for when the popular internet celebrity John Pork rages at users, typically when an action he dislikes is performed. John Pork most commonly crashes out in Fortnite. Footage of these occurrences are often accompanied with Capcut edits.

I keep seeing edits of John Pork Crashout's in Fortnite.

by ku1a5 December 20, 2024

John W. Smith Homes (Brightmo Projects)

Public housing in Brightmoor (est. 1942), aka “The Smith Homes” or “Brightmo Projects.” Known for housing generations of Detroit’s Black families, it faced decline with industrial collapse but remains a symbol of community resilience.

“Growing up, all the block parties and beefs happened around the John W. Smith Homes (Brightmo Projects)—Brightmoor wouldn’t be the same without ’em.”

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025

John

Bootyhole licker

Johns a bootyhole licker lol

by Mymomsdeadlol February 14, 2022

John

John is a mystery of a man, a man of few words, a man who will cut anyone who fucks with his circle. He is adept with his hands, and loves his woman fiercely. John makes sure things are done right, and takes pains to correct the wrongs. He is fun, hot, sensitive and sexy. John is a man every other dude should aspire to be.

John makes his lady feel like she is his, he works hard to explain why they are forever.

by GeminEye Visionary November 20, 2022

John Von Tunzelman

he is an awesome dude that really knows what he is doing. he is always looking out for people and has a very bad sky block addiction but then again he is a chess nerd and will always stand up for his sky block and valorant account but honestly awesome dude and you never would want to lose him and I would want to try to get closer with him

"I wish I could have the john dedication gaming "
John Von Tunzelman - skyblock

by alexthepotato0110 June 13, 2023

John Backflip

One story claims that John Backflip performed the first backflip in 1316 in medieval Europe. However Backflip was eventually exiled after his rival, William Front Flip, convinced the public that Backflip was using witchcraft.

Person 1: dude who did the first backflip?

Person 2: it got to be none other than John Backflip!!

by Fortnitebawlz July 11, 2024