Mummy Poop

When your poop lies sideways in the toilet and upon flushing becomes lodged with toilet paper draped over it.

Why the he'll did you leave mummy poop in the toilet? Gross!

by Honeydog November 4, 2014

Melted poop

Melted poop - Diarrhea, or loose stool.

5 yr old Daughter - I just went to the bathroom and I have melted poop.

by Myrtlez71 May 16, 2021

Poop shoe

Setting your foot down into a diaper with lots of poop, and trying to pick it up but the diaper gets stuck to your foot for a second like that of a shoe.
Poop shoe.

Here's some tea, Becky. Did you hear what happened to Jenny? Someone witnessed her put an open diaper on the floor while she finished putting on her childs clean diaper, and her mommy brain made her forget about it so she set her foot down and got the poop shoe !

by Don't trust me, I'm not a doc November 1, 2020

pooping peepers

Your eyes when your hair is dark and they stick out.

Oh wow she has some pooping peepers!

by notfoyotono October 18, 2012

Poop

A nice way to say shit

Poop my keys are in my car

by Dbbddhhd September 17, 2019

unicorn poop

pior magic, i nou inglish veri veri gud and unicorn poop is mogic

This guy is a total unicorn poop.
How does this unicorn poop even work?
Jeremy, why is there poop all over my desk? (It's not unicorn poop, but it works)

by equationslayer12 March 1, 2021

Poop Juice

Juice in which is mixed with a fart at the butthole area.

My daughter was very concerned as she farted "poop juice" into her hand. And proceed to wipe on her jacket.

by Kklein October 27, 2021