two meat slapping

The penis and the vagina or even a man’s anus doing the thing together. Feeling sexually aroused

I heard two meat slapping against each other!

by hornyfujoshi February 16, 2021

Curing Meat

When you sweat enough that your balls get salty, drying them out and making them feel like sandpaper between your legs, similar to how meat was preserved in olden times.

I didn't shower after working out earlier, I'm curing meat like a goddamned pioneer over here!

by Alaskan cock basket June 4, 2017

meat ski

A cock that women absolutely love!

that bitch rode the meat ski!

by amac! October 20, 2010

Mystery meat

When you aren't sure how big/small a guy's dick is

My new boyfriend really has a mystery meat.

by Samiejo816 November 17, 2016

Meat Apnea

A condition wherein the use of a CPAP machine causes a raging boner or morning wood

I wear a CPAP at night and now I've got a bad case of meat apnea

by Frankie_Muniz March 29, 2024

Meat Water

A bottle or metal thermos in which a vile concoction a meat sticks, water, burger, expired yogurt, saliva, bread, and any other table scraps on hand is brewing. It is necessary for meat water to be stored in a couch or other furniture item where unsuspecting victims will be present for its inevitable explosion.

"What's that atrocious smell?"
"Spencer made another batch of meat water!"

by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023

Meat milking

A male is Jacking off, till he milks his meat

Are you meat milking?

Are you a meat milker?

by Meat milker January 13, 2017