I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO
by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019
Get the October 19.National Friendzone Day mug.October 16th, I now declare, be national appreciate your girlfriend day, this goes out to my girlfriend, she's the reason I came up with this.
"Today is October 16th, National Appreciate Your Girlfriend Day, I must go and show my girlfriend some appreciation for always being there for me!" Billy thought to himself.
by NexusWolf October 16, 2020
Get the National Appreciate Your Girlfriend Day mug.by Alyssa Vontage March 23, 2021
Get the National Stop Being Mean Day mug.On the day February 8th you get to post all the fake friends you have no offence to the people who get posted.
by Yourmum225 February 2, 2020
Get the National fake ass friends day mug.National Eat Ren’s Ass day is a National holiday celebrated on August 25th where you find a person named Ren and eat their ass real good for fun!
Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”
by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022
Get the National Eat Ren’s Ass Day mug.From April 25th to May 1st it is national spoil your girlfriend day and you have to spoil your girlfriend for the whole week!
by Purpleblock9072 April 26, 2021
Get the National Spoil Your Girlfriend Week mug.It December 4th fuck ur ex
Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
by National days998 November 16, 2020
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