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October 19.National Friendzone Day

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO
by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019
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National Appreciate Your Girlfriend Day

October 16th, I now declare, be national appreciate your girlfriend day, this goes out to my girlfriend, she's the reason I came up with this.
"Today is October 16th, National Appreciate Your Girlfriend Day, I must go and show my girlfriend some appreciation for always being there for me!" Billy thought to himself.
by NexusWolf October 16, 2020
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National Stop Being Mean Day

Stop being a bully!

Start being kind!
Carter: You’re so ugly

Olivia: You can’t say that!

It’s National Stop Being Mean Day!
by Alyssa Vontage March 23, 2021
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National fake ass friends day

On the day February 8th you get to post all the fake friends you have no offence to the people who get posted.
“Have you heard it’s national fake ass friends day today today will be great ”
by Yourmum225 February 2, 2020
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National Eat Ren’s Ass Day

National Eat Ren’s Ass day is a National holiday celebrated on August 25th where you find a person named Ren and eat their ass real good for fun!
Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”
by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022
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National Spoil Your Girlfriend Week

From April 25th to May 1st it is national spoil your girlfriend day and you have to spoil your girlfriend for the whole week!
Hey did you know this week is National Spoil Your Girlfriend Week?
by Purpleblock9072 April 26, 2021
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National fuck ur ex day

Me: wanna fuck

Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo

Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"

Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
by National days998 November 16, 2020
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