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Steve: (profusely masturbating)
Arjun: Steve are you jackin' it?
Steve: No dude im just- *grunts* AHHHHH...
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Arjun: Ah, the wafting smell of penis gas!
Arjun: Steve are you jackin' it?
Steve: No dude im just- *grunts* AHHHHH...
Steve: What the fuck I just jizzed mist! I must have Penis Gas Syndrome!!
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Did you hear that Banks got Penis Enlargement Surgery because apparently, he had a micropenis? At least hopefully he can stop being a huge douche and start pleasing his wife for once.
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Get the nigga penis juice mug.Essentially, "How are you today?" If asked this, it is most appropriate to reply with "Okay" or in a similar fashion as answering the underlying question of "How are you?", though a joke or taking it literally(in a joking manner, of course) is also acceptable. Best used when asking a female friend, because they will not only be suprised, but they will think you are funny, increasing your chances of sexual relations (make sure that they get the joke first).
Me: "How's your penis today Joe?"
Joe:"Aight... Yours?"
Me:"Okay." I look to my lady-friend. "How's YOUR penis?"
Lady-friend:"Good. That reminds me, wanna hang out later?"
Me:"Sure. What time?"
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Joe:"Aight... Yours?"
Me:"Okay." I look to my lady-friend. "How's YOUR penis?"
Lady-friend:"Good. That reminds me, wanna hang out later?"
Me:"Sure. What time?"
Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow.
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The penis delivery system has been a widely accepted form of reproduction for hundreds of thousands of years.
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