Tiny penis car

A car that pretentious douches buy that is supposed to say "Look how much money I have", but really say, "This car put me 20,000 in debt"

Girl 1: wow, look at his car
Girl 2: Yeah right, that's totally a 'Tiny penis car'

by Royalbluearts June 17, 2018

Penis Gas Syndrome

A rare medical conditon during which a man ejaculates a fine, lukewarm mist as opposed to seamen during masturbation. It permiates the surrounding air and creates a punget odor that can reach up to 300 meters. Although this condtion is prominent in persons of Indian descent, only .00045% of males are born with Penis Gas Syndrome.

Steve: (profusely masturbating)

Arjun: Steve are you jackin' it?

Steve: No dude im just- *grunts* AHHHHH...

Steve: What the fuck I just jizzed mist! I must have Penis Gas Syndrome!!

Arjun: Ah, the wafting smell of penis gas!

by Steven Danger July 23, 2010

nigga penis juice

when a black persons penis squirts out very large amount of semen into a very small white woman.

"UHHHHH!! i just nigga penis juiced!!"

by nigger dictionary October 5, 2020

Penis Enlargement Surgery

A technique, involving surgery, aimed to increase the size of a human penis when felt insecure or lonely and depressed when looking at their tiny micropenis.

Did you hear that Banks got Penis Enlargement Surgery because apparently, he had a micropenis? At least hopefully he can stop being a huge douche and start pleasing his wife for once.

by Elongated Flaccid Rate February 28, 2019

How's your Penis?

Essentially, "How are you today?" If asked this, it is most appropriate to reply with "Okay" or in a similar fashion as answering the underlying question of "How are you?", though a joke or taking it literally(in a joking manner, of course) is also acceptable. Best used when asking a female friend, because they will not only be suprised, but they will think you are funny, increasing your chances of sexual relations (make sure that they get the joke first).

Me: "How's your penis today Joe?"

Joe:"Aight... Yours?"

Me:"Okay." I look to my lady-friend. "How's YOUR penis?"

Lady-friend:"Good. That reminds me, wanna hang out later?"

Me:"Sure. What time?"

Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow.

by Mista Flow February 14, 2009

penis delivery system

A system by which, a penis is delivered by a penis donor, to a thankful recipient. Accomplished by rapid torso movements and random acts of spearing and spooning. Finalized by a tremendous explosion of vitamin D.

The penis delivery system has been a widely accepted form of reproduction for hundreds of thousands of years.

by bobbt.cum March 13, 2003

Big Penis Boy

A man who is very big in the pants. A big penis boy is usually around 8 inches or more.

Wow Randall, you are a big penis boy! That thing dangles to the floor!

by BIG PENIS BOY BJ March 18, 2009