December 2nd

December 2nd is the day you give a girl named Mary your hoodie

Boy: hey heres my hoodie
Mary: why are you giving this to me?
Boy: your name is mary and it's December 2nd

by usuckpp November 29, 2022

December

In December a guy can grab girls titties and a girls can grab guys dicks GO CRAZY or go home

Girl:did you just grab my titties?
Guy: YES it’s grab tittie or grab dick December

Girl: ohh right *grabs dick*

by LILOKILO November 5, 2019

december 7th

Known national day to poop on your younger sister.

On december 7th my sister forgot and she got the pooping of a lifetime

by ginnyrocks54 December 6, 2022

December 12th

Eat my a$$ day

Friend: Eat my a$$
You: Why?
Friend: Because it’s December 12th
You: gay

by bisexualvirgo December 7, 2021

december 3

national give your boyfriend a kiss day.

boy: hey what day is it?

boyfriend: its national give ur boyfriend a kiss day AKA december 3!!!
boy: okay bring it in

by unknownbaddie123 December 2, 2020

December 17th

The day my dark brown eyed, tall, adorable smile boyfriend was born. He can make me laugh and smile within seconds. He’s amazing at video games and he knows exactly how to give hugs. Happy Birthday my love. <3

My baby’s birthday December 17th <3

by Iminluvwithmyboyfriend August 20, 2021

december 17

national post your bestfriend for appreciation

hey post me it’s national post your bestfriend it’s december 17

by dacoochieman December 17, 2020