crumbling cheese extravaganza

when you and a sexual partner of your choosing go into a really dark room perferably the basement and then they start to take off all of their clothes except their socks and they begin to spray cheese into each others sexual holes. after this process is finished the male begins to ejaculate and the female or other male licks the cheese right out of the hole of the penis

last night after jon and i got home from dinner we went into the basement and gave each other a crumbling cheese extravaganza

by jahdsk August 13, 2007

quarter pounder with cheese

an anorexic slapper with mushrooms growing out of her cabbage patch snatch

"man that was the cheesest burger i ever have eater, way better than maccas quarter punder with cheese

by matt July 26, 2003

Smol Cheese Baby

A literal smol guy, pretty ting, super cheese.

Mmm yeah smol cheese baby, pretty ting.

by LaRelampagablanca3004 January 12, 2021

Cheese Grater face

An entirely unattractive girl.

"Your really hot, but your friend is a total cheese grater face."

by Sgt. Forge June 2, 2009

fried a cheese wedge

It's the act of farting really hard right after you eat a mozzarella sticks.

(Jake) eww you just fried a cheese wedge. (Emma) ok you get me

by Bill limerick March 30, 2019

cream cheese nerds

nerds from philly

Q: How the fuck does the term salty have anything to do with Philly?
A: Prolly just a bunch of cream cheese nerds hacking urban dictionary

by duckdogs December 19, 2012

Blue cheese waterbed

When you fart in shower and curtain it to masterbate.

The water was cold, so i hit the blue cheese waterbed.

by indigo pup September 10, 2018