John Austin

Fun

John Austin is the definition of fun.

by CrediblePerson.com January 17, 2023

Dirty John

When you empty a milo tin, leave a steaming turd at the bottom then refill the tin with milo.

I just gave the milo tin a dirty John. Can’t for the lads to enjoy their ‘hot chocolate’.

by Surfguy September 13, 2020

John

A guy who is so kind to you and loves you unconditionally but will show red flags later on like playing the victim and being a jerk. If you can get him to communicate properly with you there’s a good chance your relationship will end up happy and for many years but be warned johns are easily annoyed and are very introverted meaning after a fight there’s a good chance you’ll find him locked up in the basement with his gaming controller in hands

Ex: I cant believe John ghosted me for hours!

by Ghostiepants January 18, 2022

john mane

John mane means like asking for a friends outfit or a thing too borrow in a less awkward way too ask. (Ps: if people don't know what u mean then you know ur cool😎)

Friend 1: Ayo can I borrow that john mane bro it looks fresh

Friend 2: fosho here you go

*friend 1 never gave it back*

by NycRyan July 29, 2021

Dirty John

Filthy bathroom

That is 1 dirty john

by Mr John vpc October 29, 2021

john

cop-lingo for a man who hires prostitutes

We saw him leaving the hotel room with that known prostitute. He's definitely a john.

by lala9978 May 23, 2024

john

a very short guy has a friend named conner usually and is funny but does not like school he only goes to see his friends. and is cute and every girl would date him if he was taller

dang john is really funny and cute but way to short

by SHort john December 8, 2017